Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Daddy's Bad Idea

Heidi and I were cleaning up on Sunday and moving some furniture when Hannah filled up her diaper (messy kind). So I asked Heidi for some help, and we headed upstairs. Usually when we change her poopy diapers, it ends up squishing out the back. This time it hadn't gotten up her back yet, but it was primed and ready with a big pocket of it caught at the top of her diaper. My logical conclusion from this was: "Let's change her standing up."

Genius!

So we took all her clothes off and wiped her butt clean. Heidi asked me to hand her a cloth diaper insert to put under her, in case she peed. That's in case Hannah peed, not Heidi. And she did pee. And Heidi was ready for it, except that she wasn't. Instead of holding her over the changing pad and the cloth diaper insert, she held her over the carpet.

I guess it might not have been the worst idea, if it weren't for the pee. Anyway, it was at least humorous for those involved.

In other news, Hannah has been super cute lately. Although that's not really news, it's more of recurrings. So in recurrings, Hannah has been super cute lately. She has started to make shrieking sounds when she inhales, something I taught her with a little imitation I like to call "The Raptor". Previously, the raptor has been involved in all sorts of goings ons, most eventfully the breaking of a towelbar at my parents house. I can't do the impression too much, as it hurts both my vocal chords and my nipples. Go ahead and use your imagination, Mr and Mrs Interwebs. Hannah always thought the raptor noise was pretty funny, then she started to imitate the sounds. So we had raptor conversations, except toned down. She was adorable trying to get it right; at first she would just inhale really slowly and maybe eeck out a sound or two. She got it under control pretty quickly though, and now we can go back and forth shrieking at each other. Neat! She has also been learning that she can make all of her sounds quieter, so we have been treated to some soft coos and beautiful seranades. I have been intending to get a video of some of this, so perhaps soon.

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