It's like day and night

Things I said this morning:
I'm sorry. Is the dragon not making out with you?
You pooping? Need help?
Are you growling now? I really hope you're growling.

Things I have said so far this evening:
I should probably take these poison gloves off before I touch anything else.
I don't think my k-means clustering algorithm is working right.
He was off by a factor of 10; no wonder everything died the first time (fortunately only bacteria die in this lab).

I really love my work, but I definitely miss one half of my day more than the other.